you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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