he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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