I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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