What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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