The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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