Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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