Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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