I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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