don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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