In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Do vagina's smell?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Randomize
