True but thats because hes a fetus.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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