school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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