I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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