gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Pants 0. Shit 1.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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