the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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