I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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