Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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