quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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