No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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