Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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