i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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