id be glad to
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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