he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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