We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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