I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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