Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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