Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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