I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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