In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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