The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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