It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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