Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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