Three words: puerto rican gang bang
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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