I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
zippers are such a cool invention
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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