So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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