if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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