She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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