yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
