Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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