i barfeds in our rink
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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