problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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