Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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