i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
it was like having sex with a tree stump
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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