And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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