hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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