Reggie can tackle my bush.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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