I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
