She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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