woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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