You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i wish my penis had a tongue
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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