As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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