I'm lost and stupid without you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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