There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish you could order shots online.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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