whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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