doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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